If Paris Goes to Jail, I’ll give all of my readers a Hi-C juice box

Posted on May 9, 2007

I mean it.

It was all speculation before, but now, it’s fact (?). Go to my previous “Why Aren’t You in Jail?” post on Paris Hilton, if you missed it.

So, now Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer (a new hero) has ruled that Paris has to go to jail for 45 days. There’s been outcries from Paris, her family and her… fans? There’s a petition (I refuse to link to it, sorry) for Governor Ah-nold S. to pardon her because she adds beauty and excitement to her fans’ otherwise mundane lives and that she’s not the only celebrity who drunk drives and blah blah blah. There are other petitions out there, I’m sure.

Paris…. or should we say her lawyers - has filed an appeal. Like I said… I’ll believe that she’s going to jail when I see her in prison stripes (eek - major fashion faux pas).

Seriously though, I think that it’s sad that she thinks that this is unfair. Paris may be a decent person (although that video floating around cyberspace with her yelling racial/homophobic slurs makes me think otherwise). She may be scared… I would be too. But I hope that if she does go to jail, she views it as a way to bring her life back to order.

Anyway, I think I’m gonna got stock up on the Hi-C’s.

Quick Edit:

And she’s still driving…
Paris Driving after sentenced to jail
(as of May 9)

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