“Lint Licker” is the Best Comeback Ever!

Posted on May 20, 2007

“What the French, Toast?!?!”

Seriously, I’m waiting for the day that someone pisses me off enough so I can call them a “lint licker”. It would make my day.

So if you are totally lost, I’m talking about the new Orbit Gum commercial that features a wife catching her husband and his mistress. Hilarity ensues as they cuss each other out, using words that sound like they could be “dirty” words (which could lead me to an argument about how words are only as big as their significance to people, but I digress).

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpjojQea7Lw]

The point is that Orbit gum cleaned up their dirty mouths (”Dirty Mouth? Clean it Up with Orbit Gum!”) It’s my favorite Orbit commercial thus far, beating out hte one where Snoop ends up in hell for teaching school kids about the gangsta lifestyle.

Okay, WTF’s up with the goat? I still don’t get that and I love the disclaimer that Orbit gum won’t get you into Heaven. Someone might just be stupid enough to test that out.

One last commercial… I swear.

One of the inside jokes at my office consists of saying “Bom Chicka Wah Wah” whenever someone says something suggestive. So, of course when someone found these commercials from Axe on YouTube, it was a source of all kinds of jokes and bom-chicka-wah-wah-ing all week long. For your amusement, I announce:

Bom Chicka Wah Wah!

And there’s even a song… with a music video!!! Really it’s (semi) NSFW. So next week, I’ll find out if I’ll be fired for sending it on…

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