Method Man: Why Aren’t You In Jail?

Posted on May 21, 2007

Method Man smoking

Actually, he might be in jail… that is if he hasn’t already posted bail (I’m sure he has…)

According to That Bitch (seriuosly, that’s the real name given) at Rhymes With Snitch:

Meff got pulled over by a toll booth cop Thursday night. He was about to pay the toll for the Battery Tunnel in Brooklyn when Officer Donald Johnston, noticed his car’s expired tags and pulled him over. When Meff rolled down his window, a big puff of smoke came out and the toll cop saw two blunts and some weed on the console. Meff admited there was more cheba under the driver’s seat, where cops found almost 30 grams. He was taken into custody and released on his own recognizance early Friday morning.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

“When Meff rolled down his window, a big puff of smoke came out and the toll cop saw two blunts and some weed on the console….”

For reals? Really? Really? *ROTFLMAO*

Well, you can’t blame him for living up to his image.

But damn it, Meth, if you had hit some kid like those guys in the Partnership for a Drug Free America commercial, our love affair would be over.

Yup, I said it.

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